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June 24, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. Twelve paintings by Adolf Hitler were recently sold at auction. “Hey, we gotta replace the flag with something,” said South Carolina. 2. The new world’s oldest person credits her longevity to not...
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July 1, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Tuesday, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie announced he will seek the Republican presidential nomination in 2016, joining a crowded field of 13 candidates who have already announced. Which is...
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July 2, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. Yesterday, Macy’s took Donald Trump’s menswear collection off of its shelves in response to the billionaire’s recent controversial comments regarding Mexicans. Leaving used car salesmen and scumbags...
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July 10, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. In an interview on Wednesday, Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush said Americans “need to work longer hours.” This coming from a guy who hasn’t held a job since 2007. 2. Last week, the White...
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July 13, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to reports, Italian Cyclist Luca Paolini tested positive for cocaine following the fourth stage of the Tour de France. Officials became suspicious after Paolini finished those four stages...
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August 20, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Wednesday, former Subway pitchman Jared Fogel pled guilty to charges of child pornography and sex with minors which carries a jail sentence of five to twelve years. Said Fogel, “I’ll take a five...
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August 21, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. After being outed by the Ashley Madison information dump, Celia Walden, the journalist wife of Piers Morgan, admitting to having an account on the infidelity website by only because she was working...
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October 20, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. Oscar Pistorius was released from prison in South Africa on Monday and placed under house arrest. And really, what kind of trouble could Pistorius get into in his own home? 2. Apple has removed...
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